Me: Hi Alex. How was school this morning?
Alex: Pretty good. My pants got so wet playing in the snow at recess that my teacher had me take them off when I came back inside.
Me: What!?? What did she do with them?
Alex: She hung them on the heater until they were dry and then I put them back on.
Me: What did you do while they were drying?
Alex: I just sat at my desk in my boxers.
Me: Oh. Were you ok with that?
Alex: (looking confused) What do you mean?
Me: I just thought maybe you were embarrassed being the only one in your boxers.
Alex: I wasn't the only one. We were all in our boxers.
Me: All of you?
Alex: Well, all of the boys except for Lucas R. and Primus.
Me: Oh. Ok. Are your pants dry now.
Alex: Yep, they're great. What's for lunch?
Problem: pants are wet
Solution: take them off and dry them
It's good to know that things can be so simple here.
Alex: Pretty good. My pants got so wet playing in the snow at recess that my teacher had me take them off when I came back inside.
Me: What!?? What did she do with them?
Alex: She hung them on the heater until they were dry and then I put them back on.
Me: What did you do while they were drying?
Alex: I just sat at my desk in my boxers.
Me: Oh. Were you ok with that?
Alex: (looking confused) What do you mean?
Me: I just thought maybe you were embarrassed being the only one in your boxers.
Alex: I wasn't the only one. We were all in our boxers.
Me: All of you?
Alex: Well, all of the boys except for Lucas R. and Primus.
Me: Oh. Ok. Are your pants dry now.
Alex: Yep, they're great. What's for lunch?
Problem: pants are wet
Solution: take them off and dry them
It's good to know that things can be so simple here.
2 comments:
hilarious! That's a lawsuit waiting to happen in the U.S.
Too funny! That would NEVER happen here.
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